Gift guide: 6 epic cannabis products for May the Fourth

The Force is definitely with these picks

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On May the Fourth, prepare to awaken The Force with cannabis accessories that are the ideal present for any and every cannabis aficionado. Photo: amazon.com

On May the Fourth, prepare to awaken The Force with cannabis accessories that are the ideal present for any and every cannabis aficionado. The only real bummer, some of these must-haves may not ship to Canada.

Death Star Grinder

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In the world of Star Wars, Death Star is a super weapon that can annihilate an entire planet; in a stoner’s world, the only thing Death Star Grinder will destroy are those stubborn cannabis nugs.

Featuring sharp aluminum teeth, this metal grinder can shred “any medicinal herb, dry herbs and spices. The pollen from the herbs falls into the big pollen catcher,” reads the product description on Amazon.

A die-hard Star Wars fans might say there’s nothing better than the original. But to build a Death Star in real life would cost “$852,000,000,000,000,000; or roughly 13,000 times the world’s GDP,” as per Forbes’ estimate. Priced at just US$8, the grinder is certainly a far more achievable spend.

Mini Space Star-themed Bong

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Whether you “Do. Or do not” listen to legendary Jedi master Yoda’s wisdom, this water pipe at US$299.99 surely needs to be tried.

Paying tribute to the Imperial Army, “the mouthpiece is coloured slime green, resembling the planet-destroying laser. This bong contains a 14 mm female joint and includes a matching 14 mm male bowl,” reads the company site.

Darth Vader stash jar

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Is Darth Vader a good guy, or a crappy villain? While this debate is likely to rage on, deciding whether or not to buy the stash jar will be much shorter. Priced at $34.73, the Darth Vader stash jar is smell-resistant and made out of “glass that will keep all herb fresh,” reads the Etsy site.

BB-8 Grinder

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Now there’s a scientific explanation why the world finds clumsy little droid, BB-8 insanely cute. “The little robot is a textbook example of Kindchenschema, or baby schema, the reigning theory describing just what features it takes to make someone or something appear adorable,” notes an article in The Cut. Those features are “large head, round face and big eyes that is perceived as cute and motivates caretaking behaviour in other individuals…”

BB-8 grinder, just like the character, ticks off all of the above. It appears you can put a price on cuteness, and at US$10.99, it’s not a bad one after all.

Star Wars Yoda Dabbing Pin

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If Yoda smoked cannabis, it would be fair to say that one of his most iconic dialogues would go something like: “Always (puff, puff) pass on what you have learned…” or, in this case, smoked.

If a tangible reminder is still needed of what Yoda might look like high, then invest in this glossy pin. At just US$8.99, you might just “Feel the force.”

Dab Wars Silicone Dab Mat 

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If you, like Darth Vader, have been waiting for the perfect mat that can be used for rolling and dabbing, then look no further than your laptop. The large surface area of this silicone mat (priced at $41.68) is “perfect for rolling, dabbing, protecting your glass. Each mat is made of 100 percent silicone, which means nothing will stick to it, it’s heat-resistant and you can clean it to look new with alcohol,” reads the Etsy website.

 

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